More Bullshit!! Who can it be? Intel!!!
The Intel Asia Corporate Facilities GM said that Jones Lang LaSalle is offering USD75Million in cost savings over the 5 years for Intel Facilities Management across Asia Pacific.
For the benefit of all, the Intel APAC Facilities Management contract worth about USD150Million or so, so they say.
I am wondering how the fuck Jones Lang LaSalle (JLL) arrived at the number of USD75Million in savings? Well, my deep throat seriously hopes to see the list of savings committed by JLL. USD75Million is basically 50% of the total contract. This literally means that what Intel is paying in this contract to JLL, JLL is actually giving back 50% to Intel. I don’t mind the paying back but 50%?
Hey, it is USD75Million that we are talking about..
How is it possible that (if the contract was worth USD150Million to manage the entire Intel APAC facilities) JLL is going to run the operations smoothly or flawlessly (as Intel always uses that jargon)?
Definitely the contract worth was derived with the right computation, right mathematic, right methodology, historical spending and what not. If the actual spending did make up USD150Million, then how the hell is JLL gonna operate with USD75Million?
Basically, JLL is running some sites for free then. My deep throat tells me that the current incumbent supplier had offered upto USD50Million in savings. And even with USD50Million in savings, the incumbent supplier is already finding it hard to manage the operations lest breaking even.
Several weeks ago, when the GM was asked about the contract negotiations, he saintly (note I use the word SAINTLY) said that he had no knowledge or whatsoever.
Well, let me tell u this. The GM reports to Neil Turnmore, Intel Corp Facilities VP. Is it possible that what your boss does and yet when you are close to him and you do not have the knowledge about the contract negotiations?
My ass he doesn’t!!
Btw just to side track. Yesterday I was listening to Fly FM while I was driving back. The deejays were talking about phobias. One of them was acrophobia or the fear of heights. Jules, 1 of the 2 deejays said that she wasn’t afraid of heights but she was just afraid of high places. Huh?!?!?!
Ok, I was trying to comprehend how can one not fear of heights but fear of high places? So I called Tofu, and he said he doesn’t know what the fuck Jules was trying to mean. Seriously, how can I not fear height yet fear high places? Do high places not attribute to heights?
It is as if I am saying that I am Verminophobic (fear of germs) but I don’t fear the dumpster? I rest my case man.. Bodohland deejays nowadays don’t really know what the fuck they are talking when they are on air.
