Say No to Labu Airport. Say No to Air Asia! Dont Fly Air Asia!
I AM FUCKING PISSED TODAY.. I GOT UP FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED SOMEHOW..
SO TONY FUCK-NANDES, THIS IS FOR YOU
Say No to Labu Airport. Say Not to Air Asia! Dont Fly Air Asia!
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
PAS Knocks Out Be-End in KT By Election
This is specially dedicated to all the Pro Pakatan Supporters.
VIVA LA PAS!!
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Friday, January 16, 2009
Stupid people, stupid rule, stupid thots - Malaysia’s Truly Asia
In the past 7 days alone, there have been 4 disturbing news in Bodohland. You can call it 4 incidences, 4 events or even 4 articles, whichever that can please you. Out of the 4, 1 is a smokescreen. (That is my personal thought). I believed that piece of news is basically to take away the heat from all the hype that is surrounding the other 3. Again, that is my personal opinion.. Out of the 3, 1 is blown out of proportion.. Take a guess which one.
The 4 (in no particular order) are
- The Kuala Terengganu By Election which is taking place this Jan 17th
- Air Asia’s plan to build an Airport at Labu (which is just 6 km away from KLIA)
- Israel’s attack of Palestine and
- The latest regulation that all dog owner’s have to get their neighbour’s permission if they wished to rear dogs (truly wat the fuck?)
So, seriously, which do you think is a smokescreen? I personally opt for No.4. And which was blown out of proportion by the Bodohland politicians? Obviously the Israel’s attack of Palestine.
I am not going to comment or write much about the Kuala Terengganu By Election. I only have two things to say.
No.1 - It is a 3-cornered fight between Be-End (the govt ruling coalition), PAS (the Opposition) and an Independent (who is bound to lose his deposit). Anything less than a win for PAS is truly unacceptable because everybody will know that Be-End cheated.
GIVE YOUR FULL SUPPORT TO PAS!!!! VOTE THE FUCK OUT OF BN!!!
No.2 - This seat is left vacant as the former MP died-ed. Since Anwar needs 30 or so BN MPs to jump ship to Pakatan to form a new govt, I was telling Tofu what if in the next couple of yrs, any random 30 MPs died (hence a By Election) would be called and Opposition won it all. Wouldn’t that give Anwar what he needs to form a new government then? See I am so creative and smart!
With respect to Air Asia’s plan to build an airport in Labu, Negeri Sembilan (read my former piece here and here) I totally disagree with that thought. Mr Tony Fuck-nandes has changed his version of story several times now (each time being questioned and rebuked).
He said the following
- The terminal is just a terminal not an airport.
Rakyat: If it was a terminal why not use the current LCCT or expand it
- Air Asia will have 55 Million passengers hence the LCCT is too small.
Rakyat’s rebuke: Then build another runway at KLIA since KLIA was blue-printed for that
- It is not cost effective since Air Asia has to pay rent to MAHB
Rakyat: Is it cost effective to build a whole new terminal then? Who is going to build roads to transport or ferry the passengers upon arrival to KLIA to get CIQ clearance? Who is going to finance the CIQ then? Who is going to finance the salaries of the Immigration officers and what not?
- Air Asia needs the Labu Airport because it has 100 over planes by 2013 and there is no place to park them?
Rakyat: So now from a terminal it becomes an airport. And why do you need an airport JUST to PARK your airplanes?
- Air Asia will finance everything from security guards to CIQ to transport. It will not be using the rakyat’s money.
And the list goes on.. This Tony Fuck-nandes sure hell is giving us the Indian runaround.. One day say one thing, worse still different thing.. Say NO to Labu Airport..
Hey Ah Neh Neh, you could be educated in Engrand for all I care. When it comes to Economics, you fail big time. What nonsense are you talking that by building an airport hence Air Asia will be cost effective (as you mentioned here)? Do you first understand economies of scale? Hell sure you dont from the way you are talking.. Show us the numbers and we will tell you how to do the math. But then no point also because you will be fudging the numbers to make it look good.
Read here (must read) why it doesn’t make a sense to build an airport or even a terminal which is just 6km off from KLIA.
On News No.3 btw, I wrote this 2-piece (here and here) earlier this month. With all the ruckus going on, I cant help but to comment further.. One smart alec proposed that we should boycott all US made goods! This smart ass, Dr.M also asked those who are working in US-owned companies to resign in mass. WTF?? If that is the case (as I posted a quote 2 days ago) why don’t Dr. M and KJ and others who are interested go and stand in front of Intel or Dell or even HP and shout for their mass resignation?
And recently Dr.M posted 2 articles in his blog which really made a joke out of himself. He mentioned the following:
- Yes the suicide bombers are terrorists. But they have no other choice. They don’t have bomber and fighter planes, tanks, guns, rockets and chemical weapons to fight their enemies.
- The Israelis are terrorists by choice. They have been trained to kill using powerful weapons. We see them killing on television and in pictures in newspapers.
Dr.M claimed in his blog that the real terrorist aint terrorist because Israel has better fire weapons hence making them the real terrorist. WTF?? All those Al-Qaeda terrorist links and networks have access to weapons that Dr.M can never imagine.. Is Dr.M lack the intellectual knowledge or wat?
Just a sharing btw. Osama Bin Laden was entrusted by the Saudi govt back in mid-60s to protect Saudi as a result of the tense relationship with Egypt over Yemen. Saudi was shitting bricks that Egypt would bomb the fuck out of Saudi. What Saudi did was to purchase weapons (obviously from US and other countries) and equipped Osama and his trusted lieutenants to protect the Saudi Kingdom. And that was also how the Military Protection-for-Oil between US-Saudi was inked. Osama was livid obviously. Refer to Wikipedia for more info.
Maybe Dr.M doesn’t know why the real terrorist choose to suicide bomb is because one smart donkey said by doing so, they will be rewarded with all the pretty angels in heaven. Wat a stupid thing to say! When I showed this to Tofu, I said this wasn’t the symptom of senility but rather the stupidity of Dr.M. Poor thing!
And finally, Bodohland is implementing a new regulation – NRD aka Nilai Registration for Dogs. WTF?? As if we don’t know already register our dogs for license but now we have to get permission from our neighbours!?!?!? Why limit to dogs and not chicken or cats? These smart assholes who made the regulation claimed that dogs were defecating wherever they like and there was no control. Fuck you la.. As if cats don’t defecate wherever they like!
Read what Syed Akbar had to say (here). It was one hell of a piece and a sarcastic one too!
“….If you live in a terrace house, if your two neighbours (left and right side) agree do you still need to get the neighbour from across the street? What about the houses beyond your immediate neighbours? How many neighbours must give their permission? What if you pay money to your neighbours to agree? Is that an offence? Will that be considered a bribe? Paying a bribe to your neighbour to own a pet….”
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Whoai Uncle Stupid, can you water straight ah?
I have been waking up early for the past 2-3 days. Dont know why.. And I wake up earlier than normal to play Civilization IV.. WTF?? My normal waking up time is about 6.30am (on weekdays la, give and take 5mins).. I normally leave the house around 7am and I will reach office about 7.30am (again give and take 10mins). I dont hv the luxury to drive and my workplace aint far. The problem is I have to take a SBS bus.. I so missed driving!!
Anyways, the winds have been really chilly these few days, mainly contributed by the normal Northern Winds from China (or they call it Pak Hong in Hokkien). This year has been different though. The winds have really been very chilly as opposed to last year this time around too when I was already in Kiasuland. Imagine, Hong Kong for the first time in history is reporting sub zero temperatures. I wont be surprised Bodohland and Kiasuland will be snowing one day!
(Why did I talk abt the Northern Winds btw?) Oh, I remember now. So this morning when I was about to leave the house, I noticed that my driveway (yes, yes.. I rent a landed in Singapore.. I dont stay in low class HDBs ok??) was wet! So I thought it rained or at least drizzled (brought by the Northern Winds). And so I thought! And the daily free newspaper, Today was lying in its path of wetness as well…Damn, I thought..
But then as I stepped onto my driveway, I noticed that ONLY part of my driveway was wet! I was like WTF? At the same time, I noticed my neighbour, a guy standing at his garden (which is separed by a common wall to my driveway). As I looked around, I noticed that his garden was wet and I then realized that cibai mutha farker watered upto my driveway!
That stupid dumb moronic asshole couldnt water straight instead he had to water up to my driveway! I dont mind him watering upto my driveway but is he stupid or born dumb to water the newspaper? Have some assholic cow sense la bastard!!
To the guy who stays next to me, No 11 xxxx, Off Upper Thomson Road, you can go shaft your stupid looking face up your own arse!!
Speaking of stupidity which is my main topic anyways, yesterday’s news brought joy and glory to Bolehland!! Subang Jaya girl scores 10A1’s in O-Levels (or SPM la bodoh!) and tops all O-level students in Singapore… Yippee!!!
Read it here: Malaysian Girl Tops O-levels
My observation all this while about Kiasuland being not that intellectual is sooooooo right afterall… I so make it da the point!
My observation all this while about Kiasuland being not that intellectual is sooooooo right afterall… I so make it da the point!
Haha.. Where are the kiasukiddies now huh???
Msia Definitely BOLEH .. And doing a first in Singapore - HELL SURE MSIA LAGI BOLEH!!!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Quote of the Day
~Mahathir and KJ should stand infront of Intel and shout for mass resignation~
Juanito referring to Malaysia Politicians’ calls to boycott USA
Muslims Can Work in IRs. WTF??
WTF?? (Wat a way to start).. Anyways, wat the fuck?!? In the Straits Times (not the Malaysia News Straits Times but the Singapore one. Hell sure la Singapore got Straits Times la.. Bloody hell..) Where was I btw?
Oh!. In the Singapore Straits Times today (Not the Today daily but literally today - hari ini - kam yat - ching tien), there was an article that went this way “Muslims Can Work in IRs”.
Let me digress a bit.. Since many Msians of today are literally mangkuks (or are frogs in the well), IRs does not mean Improvement Needed, a jargon usually used by the infamous Intel focal system. IR does not also mean Infra-Red.. When you say IR in Kiasuland, it means Integrated Resort. And the 2 IRs or Integrated Resorts in Stinkapore are the Marina Sands in Marina Bay and Resorts Sentosa at Sentosa (which belongs to none other than Resorts World aka Genting).
So back to the topic at hand. A minister claimed that Muslims can work in IRs. WTH! Since when Singapore Muslims were more fanatical than Malaysian Muslims? Are the Singapore Muslims so fanatical that they see it as HARAM (FORBIDDEN) to work in IRs? After all, how fanatic can they be? Malaysia banned Yoga for the Muslims afterall while Singapore didnt.
Do you know how many Malaysian Muslims work in Genting ah?? Thousands if not hundred!!! Policeman - Muslim! Janitor - Muslim! Theme Park Operator - Muslim! Frontdesk - Muslim! Housekeeping also Muslim! Carpark attendant also Muslim! Petrol Kiosk Owner also Muslim.. Where to find Non-Muslims?? Canteen operator - Muslim! Money changer - Muslim. Bank officers - Muslim (yeah they have several banks in Genting btw)…Only non Muslims can find are the gamblers losing their lives away!!
And btw, Genting is pronounced as Ghen-ting and Jen-ting, for the benefit of my Singaporean readers. Who the fuck came out with the idea to pronounce it is Jen-ting anyways?? Stupid farker!
Seems like somebody is trying to be more Islamic than Malaysia.. Sure hell cannot la.. Malaysia is the most Islamic state and UMNO boast of the largest Muslim party in this whole wide world.. How can Singapore now be more Islamic that we already are? Lose face man!!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Why Hamas Should Still Go To …
Thought of sharing this why Bodohland should not really stick its fucking nose into other people’s fucking business.. If you miss my earlier posting on this, read it here.
- By Hakim Joe (read full article here)
‘….Neither the Star paper nor the New Straits Times reported this but as unfathomable as it seems, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak and Palestinian Authority (Fatah) head Mahmoud Abbas, both moderate Arab leaders, have issued press statements accusing and blaming Hamas for provoking the Israeli retaliation and subsequent invasion of Gaza….’
‘…Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit has even called upon the Arab world to cease exploiting the UN as a platform for reproaching Israel alone for the fighting, surely a first (Al-Jazeera News 28th December 2008). Neither did the two dailies reported the fact that it was Hamas that declined to extend the 6-month ceasefire truce between the two when it expired on the 19th of December 2008 (Reuters 15th December 2008), not that it mattered as rockets were being constantly fired from Palestine into Israel during this period of truce. Additionally, both papers also did not report that Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni visited Cairo the day before the assault began. Additionally, it was also never reported that Egyptian ambulances entering Gaza (on 30th December 2008) were forced to leave empty handed because Hamas was not allowing any of its wounded to leave Palestine. Neither was it reported that certain videos “leaked” from Hamas were in fact doctored and killed civilians “recycled” from one site to another (BBC News 31st December 2008) to exploit and maximize the impact to its intended audience….’
‘…Now why would a brother-nation make such condemnations of another? Are we missing the entire picture here through press censorship? Do the Middle Eastern leaders really understand the real situation there? Has the international community failed to grasp the implications of it all?…‘
‘….In my opinion, the conflict is no longer just about the Palestinian refugees or the creation of an independent Palestinian state but more precisely about prevention against takeover of the region by radical Islamic leaders. Except for Syria and Iran, no other kingdoms have openly criticized Israel on this. You would wonder why, correct? Is it because these leaders have learnt their lessons too well (from the Lebanon War in 2006)? By permitting the jihadists to prevail through international intervention before Israel finished its job, Hezbollah now commands an influence never before obtained. It has now more than tripled its arms stockpile – an extremely generous contribution from Iran, making the entire Middle East more volatile. Due credit was also accorded the Iranians for assisting the Hezbollah. To add to that is the fact that Iran might be nuclear arms-capable within the year and this is bad news when it happen because you do not want both Israel and Iran having such capabilities.…’
‘…In conclusion, where did those rockets launched from and by whom? Even though homemade and crude, where did the technological transfer originated from? Can this merely be the starting salvo of yet another “war” between the Shi’ites and Sunnis?…’
Sime Babi and Air Asia Can Go To ….
When I relook at the articles I posted up since New Year (of 09), I noticed there have been more fucks (or swearing) as opposed to my 08 articles.. In every article I have not failed to fuck 1 person (verbally ok.. not the literal fuck).
I am starting to worry that my days in Kiasuland aka Singapore are coming to an end pretty soon. I guess the worries are making me more aggressive and vulgar.. (yeah, yeah, yeah… all the reasons and excuses!!). Anyways, seriously my days are coming to an end pretty soon.. I will get to that later (after CNY).
What I want to write today has something to do with what I wrote a few days back.. Back then I wrote this
“Apparently 2 days ago, there was a rumour circulating that another airport will be built in Bodohland. The airport hearsay however is true and not even reported in local daily… And… WTF?? Sime Darby again?? Not enough with IJN, now they are teaming up with Tony Fuck-nandes to scheme the Rakyat’s money… Sark my balls la!!”
Read it here if you missed it
I am posting excerpts from Chedet on his thought of this Labu Airport. I have to concur with him.. I really dont see why we need another airport.. Old man was really cynical about the Labu Airport idea.. Read on (more here)
The site is 10 kilometers from KLIA. I had some experience of landing a small jet plane, so I can speak with a little knowledge. The approach speed of a big jet is between 300 to 400 kph. or it would cover the 10km in slightly less than 2 minutes.
The statement says that initially there would be no runway. That means the aircraft would land at KLIA.
Will the plane taxi 10km to Labu to disembark the passengers, pick up new passenger and then taxi 10km to the runway in KLIA to take off?
Later a new runway would be built at Labu - must be at least 2km long - bringing it even nearer to KLIA. Wonder in which direction the plane will take off. What if a plane is landing or taking off from Sepang KLIA at the same time as as Labu. Only two minutes would separate the planes–not much time to take evasive action. I suppose planes taking off or landing simultaneously at KLIA and Labu must have great pilots and powerful engines to avoid accidents.
Remember that each airport would have its own control tower. Do they coordinate? I wonder.
Also, I am putting up this picture to show my protest and displeasure.. I advise every Msian blogger to do the same.. It is not initiated by me btw, but by Sime Darby Watch (an ex-Sime Darby employee runned blog to counter Sime Babi)..
Again, to Sime Babi and Tony Fuck-nandes, pls go fuck yourself hard and leave the Rakyat’s money out of it!
Monday, January 12, 2009
Quote of the Day
~She was at a private beach~
H.Leet referring to Zhang Ziyi’s topless pictures taken
~Not motivated does not mean demotivated~
H.Leet on not being motivated neither demotivated
Hamas Palestine Can Go To…
I really am puzzled with the abundance of hoo hah on the Israel bombing of Palestine. In my earlier article (here), I mentioned that I really care less if Palestine under the Hamas rule would perish, sorry I meant vanish entirely from this world and on the other hand, I truly hope the war would end.
Since the war aint ending, (and if you watched You Dont Mess With Zohan where Zohan’s mum was reiterating that the war had taken place for the past 2000 over years) I really just hope that Israel bombs the fuck out of Hamas dumb mules!
Read here to know why Hamas is a terrorist organization and how Bodohland is connected to it indirectly.
Also read here (Hamas will sacrifice children) why I make a stand that Hamas shud be blown off from this surface of the earth.
Seriously, Malaysia as a Muslim nation always takes a biased stand. Stick its nose where the sun dont shine and most important of all, stands for the wrong cause (more often than not).
Before I get to the gist of my posting today, why didnt Malaysia stand up to Russia when Chenchens were brutally murdered!
Why didnt Malaysia say even a word on the Thai onslaught (except when the Muslims were involved la)?
Why aint Malaysia standing up to the neverending war between India and Pakistan?
SO WHY THE FUCK NOW SUDDENLY STICKING ITS FUCKING NOSE WHERE IT DOESNT BELONG WHEN ISRAEL IS BOMBING THE HAMAS-LED NATION??
There was 1 commenter who couldnt see the forest and the way he commented even made my ass laughed so hard that I couldnt even hear my fart..
This commenter said this, “He wished the war had not taken place. Each time Hamas shoots a rocket into Israel (read it here) it only at max blows a bus or kills a few people on target. But what Israel is doing is too much because it involved innocent lives as well as children.”
Wat the fuck?? Seriously, is this commenter born stupid or wat?? Has he not heard of collateral damage in a war? He expects Israel to do wat? Only attack senior citizens and adults and leave the children out of it? Look at what The Star spin doctors are spinning btw (here). So typical hypocrite of Malaysia..
FYI, SINCE HAMAS TOOK OVER PALESTINE, THEY (HAMAS) HAS SHOT 35,000 ROCKETS INTO ISRAEL AND EACH TIME KILLING A HANDFUL OF ISRAELIS.. AND NOW THE DOG (BEING CONSTANTLY STEPPED ON ITS TAIL) CANNOT TAKE IT FURTHER HENCE IT HAS UNLEASHED HELL UPON PALESTINE..
I dont feel sad for Hamas-led Palestine but seriously I pray for the war to end..
Read here for those who share my views that Msia is hypocrite. This guy went 1 further to say Dr M is the biggest hypocrite of all.
Dissenting view of Hamas (by Syed Akbar)
Then there is a smart senile donkey by the name of Dr. M who goes around asking everyone to boycott US-made goods. WTF?? Hey guys, how many things are made in US today, can anyone pls tell me ah???
My Levi’s jean made in Mek-Psycho (Mexico). My Nike made in China. My newly purchased RBK shoes made in Vietnam. My Padini shirt made in Korea. My underwear made in India.. My Polo shoes made in Italy.. My Seiko watch made in Japan.. Hellooo… Wat is there to boycott la Dr M?? You talking cock or wat?? What is left of the US-made goods are the war planes, jet fighters, guns and ships that you purchased from the US of A, you ding dong!! Go la boycott then!!
Again seriously, tho Israel is backed by the US, why the fuck and wat the fuck for wanna boycott goods? So kiddish!
