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In my post yesterday, I just mentioned that we have stupid fuck up ministers and ministers wannabes who always and constantly shoot themselves in the feet (aka put their feet into their mouths).. And this one aint different anyhow… (getting fed up with this Bodohland politics.. Need to write something different over the weekend)

In case you do not know who he is, you guys sure have come across a local VJ on Astro (or any cable TV) by the name of Cheryl Samad right? Shahrir Samad is her father btw. This Suckreal Ass-mad (ok I know I am good at giving out names, I know that) who holds the portfolio of Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry came out to deliver one of his best cock talking yesterday..

This is what the ass-mad guy said

“..He said this would bring some stability to the retail price of petrol and minimise losses by petrol station owners. Setting a minimum price would also enable the Government to reduce its subsidy on petrol if the global price fell further…”

Just in case you guys didnt know, let me tell you this. A petrol station owner earns only (yeah seriously) 9.5 cents per litre of petrol sold. And this has been the case for the past 10 over years or more. Previously it was 7.5 cents.. Imagine how the petrol kiosk owners are gonna survive with 9.5 cents per litre?

Even if the station sold 100,000 litres a month multiply that with 9.5 cents, the gross revenue per mth is only RM9,500. (That is not much, mathematically – if 1 car pumps ave 30 litres a day, 100,000 litres would mean an average of 112 cars a day). This is assuming if your petrol station is buzzing with cars. What about those that serve like 30 cars a day only? 9,500 is just gross and you have to minus your operating expenses and overhead, so that doesnt leave you with much to enjoy (haha I purportedly use the word enjoy)

WT-BF??? Suckreal speaks as if he owns all the petrol kiosk across Bodohland.. If he is so bloody concerned, then raise the profit scale of per litre to 15 cents la.. After all, it was 9.5 cents when petrol was retailing at 1.92 and it was still 9.5 cents when it sky rocketed to 2.70.. So right now, suckreal is so worried that the petrol stations will make huge losses if the petrol price went down below 1.92.. It makes no sense at all… Irrespective of what the petrol price is, the kiosk owners are still getting 9.5cents for every litre… It is just a matter of how much petrol a kiosk sells in a mth.. So what the fuck is he talking??

And he does one better by saying that if a minimum price was set, then the government would be able to reduce its subsidy when the global price fell further.. Hello mangkuk, I am taking this excerpt and posting it here again - when crude oil was at USD60 per barrel, fucking petronas was making 100 over Billion revenue with 30B profit.. What the fuck are you talking?? The last time, you said when petrol price goes up, the government has to foot a humongous amount of subsidy then now you are saying that the government will reduce its subsidy when the petrol price goes down, so why set a min limit?? Why not let it reduce further hence less subsidy?? WTF la you talking??? Do you know what you are talking or not in the first place??

And for the benefit of everyone, non oil producing country, which happens to be our neighbour Kiasuland is selling their RON98 at SGD1.80 (pls dont convert the currency). How come it is cheaper than Msia when compared dollar to dollar? And when crude oil plummeted from USD140 to USD60+ per barrel today, SG has reduced its petrol price at least 5 times from 2.30 to current 1.80. That is 22% reduction. Ours tomorrow will stand at 20% reduction on the other hand..

Read what Syed Akbar Ali has to say. His post went ‘Save the gas stations, sacrifice the country’

Alrite, also read my other article ‘Subsidy My Ass’ when I mentioned that petrol aint subsidized by the govt at all .. It is the normal trade that does all the balancing rather than pure subsidy itself. (Note: Petronas was making 100 over Billion revenue with 30B profit when oil price was at USD60 per barrel)

p/s: I know most of this because I wanted to start a petrol kiosk of my own until I saw the pre-reqs and the lack of benefits, I gave up

We have had Paris Wannabes (like the Lim Kok Wing gurlz) and now we have ministers wannabes who just like the Bodoh-fucking-land ministers always like to put their fucking feet into their fucking mouths…

If anyone read The Not So Shinny Star yesterday, you should have come across an article with the headline as such “National Fatwa Council to make a ruling on Yoga”

WTF??? Seriously WTF??? The National Fuck-Wa council plans to ban all Muslims from practicing Yoga. According to this dumb-fuck who happens to be a professor from UKM says that practicing yoga will make the Muslims deviate from their belief.. again, WTF???

Doesn’t this stupid mutha farker know that Yoga is for the benefit of longevity just like Tai Chi? I bet all the Al-Ma’unah members practiced Yoga too aint it?

But wait, when I come to think about it, quite true also la… When you learn yoga and when you attain Level 1, you will start to deviate by thinking that you can float like this

Then after many years later after attaining Level 2, you will not only float but then start to vormit fire out your mouth like this

Then when you finally attain Nirvana, the highest grandmaster level you will turn into this

What an idiot!

Malaysia, Asia’s Truly Laughing Stock..

Alritey, am back with Part 2 of Teresa Kok’s suing spree. Read Part 1 if you miss it.. The thot of me wanting to write this is frightening. Darn! All of us know why Teresa Kok is suing Utusan but if you do not know why, then go kill yourself… Sigh man…

Teresa Kok was said to have created racial disunity by questioning the loudness of the Azan (Mosque prayers). This was actually said by Khir Toyo himself and reported in the Utusan. Without any hesitation, the farking Bodohland government detained Teresa Kok under the ISA.. But all was well when a senior official of the mosque came to Teresa’s defence stating that there were no such slanderous claims.. So Teresa had to be freed la…

So now, Teresa is taking Utusan and Khir Toyo to task.. Actually when this issue took place and henceforth the detaining of Teresa, I did ask myself a few simple logic questions.

1. When there was such a claim made by Khir Toyo, (common everybody) what would be the logical thing to do? Launch an investigation is it not? It is up to the authorities to investigate the truth of it all.. Whether the allegations are true or not, the person is always innocent until proven guilty..

2. And apparently Khir Toyo claimed that he is just merely uttering what Utusan published.. So when Teresa Kok made a police report on Utusan apparently for slandering her, why didnt the fucking police lap dogs do anything about it and instead sat on their fucking asses??

(By the time I finished this, my blog will be filthy with vulgarity)

3. So, no police investigation though police reports were made.. And it seems that you have the right to also slander someone if the newspaper had said so.. And before we knew it, Teresa was detained under the ISA.. Why the fucking police crap force didnt detain Khir Toyo for slander or even the Utusan journalist??

4. So without reasons and proof, just basing on 1 mutha fucking asshole who goes by the fucking name of Khinzir Toyol (ghoulish pig), everything is justified to arrest Teresa Kok on grounds that she is creating racial disunity.. Hah! WTF???

Luckily we had a good samaritan, the senior mosque official who went to Teresa’s aid.. If not fuck la, Teresa will be kok’ed up in Kamunting til God knows when…

I wonder if the Malaysian govt thinks that we Malaysians are stupid or what, or if they are judging us by their low IQ standards ?!?! What a pitiful sight..

Finally, BN politicians and the ruling government arent interested in the country’s well being.. Just look at the crime rates we have.. Day in day out, we have murders, rapes, kidnaps, and God knows what else we can have in Bodohland… Look at the economic situation we are in… And 1 dumb Mongolian ass-playing mutha farker keeps coming out to say that we are all ok even with the current crisis.. Is he plain dumb or what??

I wonder who is the one who is creating racial disunity.. Damn these bastards to hell!! Ok I think I better stop as I am digressing away…

Anyways, read what Patrick Teoh has to say about the NEP Liberalization on his blog, Niamah

Archive dated 6^th July 2008

Tofu was in Kiasuland in one of the weekends in early June as he had to transit in Kiasuland en route from Penang to Oregon, the US of A (on an assignment to screw Bush). Since he was on transit I actually asked him to stay a few days and fly off from Kiasuland on later date instead. That was just what he basically did.

On the 2nd nite, I took him to Clarke Kuay Quay (my dear non Penang friends, it is pronounced as Key, ok? And dont try to be fucking funny by calling it Kuey, Kuay, Kwai, Ku-ai… It is Key, alrite? Just like Weld Quay) I remember when I was younger, and I was dating my wife who back then was my girlfriend, and she asked me something about heading to Weld Quay. And she pronounced it as Weld Kwai! At first, I couldnt catch any ball of what she was trying to mean but when she told me the place was near the Ferry, instantly I dropped dead laughing… It was total insinuation kinda laugh I tell u… You would feel so small that you will just lock yourself in the box and throw the key away… Anyways, I corrected her and today she is pronouncing it as Key..

Tofu, you get it? Though you graduated from Engrand doesnt mean you have better English than us you know!

Anyways, let’s get back to the topic at hand. I took Tofu to Clarke Quay and we met up with another friend, here after would be known as Ah Kong! Ah Kong is my ex colleague from the same CPU MNC we come from. Both of us were from Facilities. He resigned a couple of months before me and he was supposed to work on the Northern Corridor Project only to resign again and was pulled by his ex-boss to Kiasuland. Ah Kong is from KL, and this dude I tell you is a fucking genius! Dont play play with him… Ah Kong graduated from London, England with 2 degrees and 2 masters, and he is working on his professional engineer now here in Bodohland as well as in Kiasuland. The best thing is he doesnt look like a nerd though, many would think a person of this calibre would look like one…

Upon meeting Ah Kong, we decided to have seafood but unfortunately the seafood restaurant, Jumbo Seafood was fully packed and we had to wait until 9pm if we wanted for a vacant table. And it was only 7.30pm that time!! Hell no we were gonna wait til 9pm.. 9pm was supposed to be our drinking session - the last call for Happy Hour.

We decided to give it a miss and we were walking around to look for other dining places when we bumped into this waitress and she asked us if we were interested to try out their food. I asked what kind of food they served, and she showed me the menu. The moment I saw a picture of a huge ass crab in the main page of the menu, I immediately turned to Ah Kong and Tofu, and they nodded in agreement. (Imagine, the waitress was standing all alone along Riverside Point inviting and calling upon customers to dine in their restaurant). So the waiter led us to the restaurant and ironically, it was above Jumbo Seafood. Damn!

Next to the main entrance upon entering the restaurant, there was a huge glass compartment. In it, there were tens of ceylonese crabs. And it was freaking huge. When I say they are huge, it is really HUGE… Just like this.

As we sat on our tables, the manager greeted us. And he asked if we would like to try out their ceylonese crab and their famous special fried rice. (Initially I thot how special it would be, since it was just fried rice. After all I do make special fried rice too. I shit you not btw. I can cook!)

I SAID JUANITO CAN COOK ALRITE???

Our huge ass freaking crab

I told the manager of the restaurant that I will blog about the restaurant and the good food plus its services rendered. In return, he gave me 10% discount. Not bad a deal. This restaurant is called Chen Fu Ji Sing and it has several other branches across Asia.

Anyways, decided to give the fried rice a try since Asians need rice to really fill their tummies to the brim. I would say the fried rice is worth a try. It is not expensive, in fact affordable - depending on how many heads there are. The manager would in fact advise you well enough on the proportion that suits the table as well. So, dont fret.

In short, I would give a 3.5 out of 5 for the fried rice. The rice was fried to mere perfection - it was not oily, not too dry; it had shreds of crab meat and some other yellow stuff (not snort my goodness) and it was in fact very aromatic.

Tools to dig your nose wax out!!

Apart from, the fried rice, we ordered a chilli ceylonese crab, a plate of dice chicken and for beverage, we had a jug of beer (to kick start our drinking mood later on)..


Dice Chicken - was not bad…not that oily but tasty


Tofu’s hand against the size of the crab


Huge ass claw!!

The Ceylonese Chilli Crab was superb! I have not eaten such a delicious chilli crab for a long time. I cant even remember when in fact. I think it was in 1991 when my grandma passed away back then, and all of us had a special seafood meal at Gurney! The only minor setback was, large things dont come cheap and dont come that tasty (as they always say). The crab alone costs us SGD61 for approx 1.7kg. (For that, I would give the crab a 4 out of 5, sorry I dont give 5s that easily not even my mum’s food)

By the time the bill arrived, HOLY CRAB, costs us SGD159. Nevertheless, we had a very fine nite with fine dishes!

While watching Max Payne (aka Maximum Pain) yesterday, there was a trailer shown for an upcoming movie… It seems good (hoping again the marketing guys aint doing wonders from a shitty movie like Max Payne and Babylon AD).. The title is “The Good, The Bad and The Weird”

The title in Korean is Joheunnom Nabbeunnom Isanghannom. Yes, it is a Korean movie and the highest gross blockbuster in Korea. The story tells of 3 Manchurian guys who go on a pursuit of recovering stolen treasure based on a map stolen from the Japanese officials.

iMDB gave it a highly 8.2/10 out of 264 votes. I guess it should be darn good for such a rating…

View the trailer below.

Juanito cant wait for the next Donnie Yen action flick movie – Ip Man. The movie tells about the life of Wing Chun Grandmaster, Ip Man (who supposedly is also the mentor of Bruce Lee). I wont say much about the movie since everyone knows what a tough nut Donnie Yen is. See the trailer for yourself or visit the home page here. The movie goes on listing on Xmas 08.

Meanwhile Justin Lin (the director of The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift) is directing the all new original Fast and Furious 2009. Yes, all the original casting crew will be in it.. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster will be acting alongside each other in that 2009 movie.

Watch the trailer in HD here or through the youtube link below

There will be a 3^rd installment of Underworld. Unfortunately it doesn’t star the sexy Kate Beckinsale anymore.. Sigh.. The title is Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, due to premier on January 23^rd, few days before the Chinese Lunar New Year.

Watch the Underworld trailer in HD here.

And finally, it has been a while since I last watched a supernatural movie. The Haunting In Connecticut (Trailer here) should cut it this time. The movie tells the astounding true story of one family’s supernatural ordeal. It stars Virginia Madsen, one of the hottest stars in the mid-80s. She will be starring in the 2009 production of DC Comics Superhero - Wonder Woman.

FULLTIME SCORE: CHELSEA (0) vs LIVERPOOL (1)

View all the highlights of the game here

HAIL THE GREAT LIVERPOOL…..

LIVERPOOL REMAINS UNBEATEN…..

LIVERPOOL BRINGS DOWN THE STAMFORD BRIDGE….

LIVERPOOL BREAKS CHELSEA HOME RECORD…

YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE

I was really looking forward to watching Max Payne when it opened on the 16^th Oct. But then since Ah Kong was not around and also that I was caught with a severe flu bug, I had put it on hold until today.

Marketing guys are still the biggest conman on earth.. Damn them bastards! The freaking Max Payne trailer was a huge thing but half of the movie was like dead slow.. What made it even worse was - the first half of the movie was like tailored for the deaf and dumb (not intended offence to the deaf and dumb society). At 1 point, I thought I was watching The 3 Stooges …

iMDB gave a moderate 6.1/10 for Max Payne. Unlike where I rated Babylon AD 1/5, I will rate Max Payne 4 (nope, not 4 out of 5) but out of 10…

Anyways, just wanna share some pics of the Ukraine-hailed Hot Babes, Mila Kunis and Olga Kurylenko who both acted in Max Payne… Russian babes are taking Hollywood by storm it seems… 

While I was looking up for Olga’s details on the net, it struck me that Max Payne is the 2^nd movie based on console games that she acted in.. Her first was Hitman (the award winning PS2 console game)

Fyi, Olga Kurylenko is the lead actress (supposedly she bared everything in Quantum of Solace) in the next 007 movie due to premier worldwide on Nov 7^th. (But come to think of it, Olga bares everything in every show she acts in…so was Hitman and Max Payne)

Finally, I think I have been hit with the MW flu.. Juanito had just done watching The Happening, starring Mark Wahlberg (again). The Happening is written, produced and directed by the acclaimed B rated director – M. Night Shyamalan (the one who directed The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and Signs)..

Tomorrow, Juanito will be watching another movie that stars Mark Wahlberg (again) – The Departed…

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