Thursday, July 31, 2008

Anwar Threats To Seize Power A Bluff, Says PM

Malaysia’s leader on Thursday (31 July) dismissed his rival Anwar Ibrahim’s threat to seize power as a “bluff,” but ruled out imposing emergency measures if street violence breaks out to protest a sodomy accusation against the opposition figurehead.

In an interview with The Associated Press, Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi also promised justice would be served in the sodomy case against Anwar, the second time he is facing such an accusation.

Click here to read more…

My ass is seriously laughing… 2 statements done in 1 day by the most idiotic moron I have ever seen as the Head of the Government… What an ass!

On 1 hand the shit face is warning Anwar not to buy MPs to jump ship and on the other hand this same shit face is saying that Anwar is a bluff!!!

You will see a list of comments as well after the article… Grant is my given nick..

…. Juanito

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What a lame joke!

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has warned his rival Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim not to bribe lawmakers to defect to the opposition.

Anwar has repeatedly pledged to topple Abdullah’s administration through parliamentary defections by mid-September.

Abdullah tells The Associated Press in an interview today he has heard many stories about Anwar allegedly tempting government legislators “with monetary offers”.

Abdullah says if this proved true, it would “be the worst form of corruption to buy people to bring down the government that has been established by the will of the people.”

Anwar needs 30 lawmakers to defect for the opposition to seize power. But he is fighting a sodomy accusation that could derail his career for the second time in a decade. — AP/The Malaysian Insider


I bet this is the best present I have ever received for my birthday.. What a lamest joke can this be.. And trying to imagine these words were uttered none other than our beloved sheep herder aka Bodowi…

WTF is this stupid dumb donkey trying to say ? ? ? ? ? ?

Worst form of corruption??? My bloody fart is the worst form of corruption la…

When the mutha fuckers from ARMNO buy the opposition MPs over, well that is not the worst form of corruption?!?!

When ARMNO  robs the royalty money from Terengganu, well that is not the worst form of corruption?!?!

When ARMNO balloons the cost of a mega project, well that is not the worst form of corruption?!?!

When ARMNO pays for phantom voters to vote for them, well that is not the worst form of corruption?!?!

If all the above mentioned aint the the worst form of corruption, then what is??

And all of a sudden, this dick head is starting to believe what is being written and published in the MSM.. WTF?? What about the news that a Mongolian lady was exterminated by some VVIP then with a C4?? Why then you didn’t believe that?? So why the change now??

Hey Fuck La, go to sleep la since you are good at it… Each time you open your mouth, shit oozes out of your mouth.. Nothing good but just shit!!

You shit face mutha fucking asshole!

…… Juanito

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Shame time!!

Today in the spirit of forgiving and forgetting since it is my big day - my BIRTHDAY, I am nevertheless going to shame someone… it is going to be my first time doing it, with the picture of the person I am going to shame… It will be the biggest shame time! Again, all this in the spirit of forgiving and forgetting!! Muahahaha…
 
You guys out there must sure know what Facebook is all about.. If you dont, then at some point of your lives, you are quite fucked up unfortunately to say…

As you guys know, I am a very heavy user of Facebook.. I basically sleep, eat, dine, wine, bathe with Facebook unlike Tofu. Tofu is the kind who goes for something for short term. He doesnt commit for long term.. I think he stopped using Facebook nowadays but anyways as I said, we obviously have come across Facebook at 1 point of our lives.

Ok, I have this application in my profile which is called Zoosk. I seriously dont know how to porno pronounce it.. I tried pronouncing it with the S and K together but it just doesnt seem to be smooth.. You know what I mean right? For example, I can pronounce ‘tsk’ but when there is an O in front of the S and K, it just makes it harder.. Well, I chose to pronounce it as Zouk-es instead…

Zoosk is an application like many others where you can choose to meet up with new friends either by winking at them or flirting with them (with a set of given msgs or ur own msg). It is like Ahmoi.com la… You can view the friends of your choosing and then disturb them by dropping them a msg..

Anyways, this mutha fucking bitch replied me this after I dropped a wink…

WTF???

Since when a 31 year old guy was old?? If a 31 year old guy was old, then 31 year old ladies are fucking aunties, perhaps with crumpled and stretched pussies and all that..

What a bitch this lady was?? What the holy fuck is she trying to get to?? Is she trying to tell me that 20 year old pussies are gold while 31 year old dicks are for hand guns?!?!?

When people reply to me in such manner, I have 2 options.. Either I will choose to ignore the person and not taking it to heart or I will choose the hardcore reply and truly belittle the person to beyond recognition.. Normally I would choose the former but for this bitch, unfortunately I chose the latter.

And I think it was the right choice…

I am going to shame this person until she doesnt dare to even show a tiny part of her face on Facebook or even on the streets of SG… And what a fuck-up name is Jace??? Who the fuck calls herself Jace?? Sounds more like a dog name! Jace the dog!! Jace the bitch!! Jace the dumb dog!! Jace the fuck-up dog!!

When I looked up at her details then I realized.. No wonder she is so uneducated and uncivilized.. She comes from Kallang, the next town to the corrupted land of Geylang prostitution!!


And you see this part where she writes about herself? Being loving, friendly and all that crap.. What a load of bullshit, talking thru her arse… Hell, she likes dogs btw.. I wasnt far off… Who else wants a bitch if it wasnt a male dog???

Jace, FO to you too!! and Happy Birthday to me!!

…..Juanito

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Juanito, a year older today

Today, I celebrate my 32nd birthday… Though I am still very young at heart, in fact 18…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME…

Wow, such a big cake…

Wahh……. more bday cake…

Anymore? Anymore??

….. Juanito

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Really Niamah…

Patrick Teoh has never once failed to entertain his audience.. When he was a DJ back then in Radio 4 during the mid 90’s to late 90’s, I remember he was a very fun person, and also a no-nonsense guy.. I like that though..

He had a section which I always stayed up to listen to.. It was sort of a ghost talk and it was hosted in the wee hours of the morning.. I guess it was 2am (or was it 3am). I like that the most.. The best was when it was the 7th month - the Hungry Ghost Month.. And Patrick will really scare the shit out of you …

Anyways, he has a blog now called Niamah. To know more, click here.

This is what he had for today.. I just wanted to share with you guys..

“….BN states to promote cost-saving habits… Yes, that was the headline story. And the call was issued by no less than our Prime Minister!”

“…Barisan Nasional state governments are to launch community programmes to help people reduce their energy use and adopt other cost-saving habits. These include more use of public transport and developing edible home gardens……”

“…Plant vegetables? Sure if you had changed local building by-laws to ensure that our homes have at least a piece of green that’s bigger than a postage stamp. Plant vegetables in our garden ah? Hello! Where got garden?”

“…Use public transport? If I take the unreliable buses that run late all the time and I get fired from my job then how? If I take LRT and have to queue for hours and get home late where got time to plant vegetables?”

“….And then I use public transport everyday I get home late. Dark already so sure have to switch on lights so how to save electricity?”

….. Juanito

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Shame, shame!!

Hey you… hey mutha f**ker, I am calling you.. Yes, you the sheep herder….

Btw, eat this F**k Lah… What a dumbo… To lie again and again telling the citizens that it wasnt a conspiracy … Look out for your downfall on Sept 16th…

This one is for you…

“…..This report makes a mockery of the so-called “impartial police investigations” and clearly shows the dubious but persistent attempts to incriminate me by whatever means employable….”

Read here to continue..

Finally, this tiger has found its long lost tooth… I hope it wont be temporary though..

“…. We note that MCA cannot remain silent anymore, lest we be accused (if not already accused) of being accomplices to diabolical conspiracies…..”

“….Three doctors we have checked with have stated that the comments meant that the results for the alleged sodomy is ‘negative’.  They also confirmed that a Doctor can never change a medical report ….”

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…… Juanito

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My first ever Formula 1

In my previous blog where the damn GoDaddy had terminated my hosting, I wrote that I will be heading to my first ever Formula 1 race. Here was the article that I posted back then…

(Taken from archive dated Feb 27th 08)

“…I officially placed my order for the 1st ever F1 night race to be held in Singapore from 26th – 28th Sept. Wat makes it so special is because it will be the 1st ever night race in the F1 history and the other part of it is because it will be the 2nd country after Monaco to have the race on commercial roads. Yipee! Here I come Lewis Hamilton. I am gonna whack the fuck out of Kimi! And u know what? Bolehland will have its F1 nite race by next year. Anyways, it is not because Msia is being a copy cat. Asian races are so called migrating to nite races starting off this year with SG to cater to the huge market of viewers in U-Rope!”

That was the article back then… 2 Fridays ago, I was notified to collect my tickets at the nearest Sing Post outlet.. Here I come F1… Juanito is gonna party like he hasnt partied before….

Eeeeewwwwwwwwww………….. eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….. *sound of F1 cars racing*

And suddenly…. the commentator jumps off his seat and exclaims….

“Oh my gosh, Kimi just crashed his Ferrari into the Marina Bay Sea!!!”

and….
 
Juanito goes, “Muah hahahahaha”…

These tickets cost me a bomb.. Anyone wanna buy it for SGD 500?? Any takers??


When I first saw it, I thot they had goodies inside..


See my name?? Addressed to Juanito


This was wat was inside the huge package.. Damn!!!


3 tickets for 3 days.. It is a 3-day affair… Ya ba da ba doo!!!


Close up of the tickets


I cant wait for the race day!!!

For more information, you can visit this site guys.

…..Juanito

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Anyone wants to be a millionaire?

When I was browsing thru the Today newspaper today, I saw this.. Before I continue on, the newspaper is called Today. So, I didnt make any grammatical mistake by writing today twice, ok?

Anyways, after seeing this article, straight away it took me back to our wildest ever dream of making it big in Tinseltown. Not that kind of Hollywood Tinseltown but Porno Tinseltown… You might be wondering who are we? We as in Tofu and myself…

Tofu was supposed to be the cameraman while I was supposed to be backing him up.. No no… I wont be the porn actor… I am not up to it… Even if I had 10 viagras, I wont be doing a CSL.. You guys know who CSL is right? What a shame.. You should watch his home-made video.. He was rocking like a horse man.. Well, I have to thank Ken for sharing his personal collection with me.

I was shocked when I read this piece.. This dick head, sorry those dick heads made SGD19Million from reproduction to distribution and selling of porno materials.. Damn!!! I dont mind getting caught if I made 19Million man…

Tofu, all your fucking fault… If not today we will strike it rich and we will be in the limelight… Told you to learn cinematography but you didnt want to listen..

Btw, your favorite since you are so much a paedophile… See the portion I called out in red…

The caption below of the article is a separate article. Has got nothing to do with the 19M porno stuff..

….. Juanito

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What, think out of the what???

Taken from archive dated March 28th 2008 and re-posted
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If anyone knows who created this phrase, pls do kindly let me know… (ok ok… I am beginning to drift into the negative side of my blog but then hey, other blogs are doing it too.. and look at what it did in the recent 12th GE? Arent us all happier today that we have a brand new state govt? At least I do..)

What was I saying ?!?! Oh… If anyone knows which idiotic moron dumb ass created this phrase pls let me know coz I will want to personally meet him (or her!) The phrase that I am talking about is “thinking out of the box”. Somebody translated it to the Malay language and it sounded like this, “Fikir Di Luar (K)otak”…. It doesnt apply or augur well for us here in Bodohland… We are quite oftenly not thinking out of the box but rather out of the block - block as in block head! That seems more right!

I know for a fact that a well-known CPU MNC uses this phrase like it was their daily prayer.. If u are 1 of the employees working there, can u pls, plssssssssssssss outline what u have actually contributed by thinking out of the box or rather thinking out of ur block?

As I was surfing thru MT, I came across a comment written by a guy whose nick is “Batsman” (why Batsman? Batsman as in cricket? Why not Butthead?!).. Anyways, he commented that LGE (CM of Penang) shud use more diplomatic phrase like “looking or studying into the feasibility of an undergnd MRT system in Penang” rather than using a layman phrase. WTF??? I have had enough of all this bullshit.. Fucking bullshit! For 1 simply reason, we are living in a country called Boleh-Bodoh Land… and it makes us all Bodoh thinking that we actually Boleh but the fact for the past 50 yrs showed we werent… So now, pls wake up and dont pretend we still are as what we were 50 years ago. For fuck sake, pls! (alrite, I am having my period thus I am in one of my foul moods…my mood swing today is hitting me bad)..


As I was saying, I am getting tired of phrases like “thinking out of the box”, “fungibility”, “studying the feasibility” and God knows wat else… Can we just replace those words with simple and beautiful English. For example, “thinking out of the box” - creative, “fungibility” - compatibility and “studying the feasibility” - studying the probability… Aint this all more straight fwd and easier to comprehend? I came across a newspaper ad (advertisement la) this morning in the SG Daily called Today… It was advertising (not wanting to disclose the company of the ad) the promotional sales of its computers.. And seriously 1 fucking word caught my fucking attention… “Accessorize”… HOLY FUCK! Who the fuck on earth created such a beautiful fucking word and decided that they should call it ACCESSORIZE ?!?!?!

Let me help you in understanding the meaning of accessorize in a rather more detailed manner… “I will accessorize ur arsehole with multiple piercings so that the accessories that were accessorized on ur arsehole will beautify the looks your anus entirely!” U get my drift now?

Pls la…fucking Ameri-cunts… dont go spoiling the beautiful Queen’s English la… I really cannot stand u fucking Ameri-cunts no more… U go bomb here and there, kill every fucking Muslim u can find…. Exploit people’s oil… and now u want to kill the English language itself… My goodness… Ok..Enough said… Let me get back to my point of “thinking out of the box” or “Fikir Di Luar (K)otak”….

Anyways, I pasted a link and it will take u to the official site of where our local daily or MSM resides… And in it, there is a published article on what our moronic premier had in mind in addressing the floods in Johor… To help ease ur pain of waiting for the page to load upon clicking on the url, let me summarize (ok there is such a word for summarize but not accessorize)… let me summarize what this moronic sheep herder aka PM said…

The sheep herder aka PM had a brilliant ‘thinking out of the box’ idea in the wake of the massive flooding in Johor last Dec. This was what he said and that was what he had in mind. He took an aerial view (sitting in the helicopter la) of how bad the condition was in Johor… And whoever his advisors are or were or even if this idea came directly from the sheep herder himself… I would say they are not only a bunch of morons but seriously a bunch of low educated-retarded-morons! So his brilliant “thinking out of the box” idea was to straighten all rivers because they were meandering and curvy here and there just like a slithering snake and by straightening them, it will ease the water flow thus preventing floods. WTF?!?!?!! Who the fuck is this guy? Pls tell me… He is our PM… he comes out and says this kind of nonsense…

Let me say this… If straightening the river was to ease the water flow during rainy days, wudnt it also flood if the water flow cud not go any place apart from going sideways? Ok, our PM says it will ease the water flowing into the sea… WTF??? When it rains (to the point that it floods), it means a storm is brewing… irregardless a thunderstorm or not… Will the sea just stay still to accomodate the water flow from the river? How stupid! What if the sea water level was rising and it stopped the flow of water coming from the rivers? Wudnt then the water in the river overflow sideways?

If this wasnt stupid enough… let me just paste it here… U read and u comment urself… I aint writing more of this stupid nerd!

“…He said part of the bends could be cut off and used for aquaculture projects like rearing fish to augment the residents’ income while in areas near the towns the cut off bends could be turned into recreational areas like lakes for the benefit of the people….”

…. Juanito



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Monday, July 28, 2008

Miss Universe 2008

The recent concluded Miss Universe 2008 Pageant held in Nha Trang, Vietnam for the first time saw Miss Venezuela taking the crown as the most beautiful and brainy yet eligible among the other 81 ladies (well she has to be, if not she will be in Mrs Universe)


The Winner - Miss Venezuela

Miss Venezuela, Dayana Mendoza, 22, was handed the crown by last year’s winner (my all time favorite) Riyo Mori of Japan.


Miss Venezuela in her national costume


2007 Miss Universe - Miss Riyo Mori

In Asia, only Vietnam and Japan were in the last 15 though.. Ai yah give face one la… First, because it was held in Vietnam so need to give face, and Second, last year’s Miss Universe was a Jap so also give another face… But seriously speaking, beautiful and stunning Japanese are rising to the occasion. Remember Miss India? When Miss India won the Miss Universe, then the subsequent years later, all of a sudden they came out in droves winning almost every beauty pageant they could lay their hands off.


Miss Vietnam - WTF??? Like that also in Top 15..


I wonder where the gorgeous gurls of India come from??


Anyone needs a mop??


Miss Japan 2008..

 The winner of Miss Singapore Universe 2008 is 26-year-old Shenise Wong Yan Yi who interestingly, was Miss Singapore World in 2005. Read here. WTF???

In 2005, she represented SG for Miss World and lost then this time in 2008, represented SG AGAIN and this time in the Miss Universe Pageant.. WTF??? The judges get FF service from her is it?? Kanina eh…

You see for urself la… and also one of the oldest in the list… 26 yrs old summore… kane… SG got no younger ladies is it??


The old-wannabe-young from Kiasuland

And seriously, Miss USA need a walking lesson.. If cant walk properly, then dont join the Miss USA contest… Bloody judges in US must be blind cats to choose someone to represent their country who chooses to stumble while walking.


Ouch, that must have hurt!!


From the everything-is-on-sale land, Miss Malaysia - Levy Li

Btw, who the fuck names their kid Levy? Is there no better name other than Levy? They could perhaps opt for Cecilia, Alicia, Susan, Bell or somewhere along that line, you know…

Anyways, I would like you to meet my friends… They are Levy, Duty and Penalty…….oh, and that is Tax! This is my friend, Summon!

Go here if you wish to see them in semi-nude.. I love the Latins gurlz…

…… Juanito

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